Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

It's allergy season again?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?