If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?