How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Where do horses reside?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What game does chlorine never lose?