What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Where do cats go on vacation?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why is summer always sad?