What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?