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Why are bakers paid so much money?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?