Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?