What did summer say to spring?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

When do astronauts eat?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

How does a lion greet other animals?