What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What math figure is also in the band?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?