What day never takes itself seriously?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

The museum curator needed a break.

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

How do billboards talk?

Why is golf harder than baseball?