Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the waiter ask the frog?