What did summer say to spring?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What is blue and not heavy?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

My brother is my partner in crime.

When should baseball players wear armor?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where do frogs keep their money?