Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?