Why is winter considered holy?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why was the bee sad?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?