What do trees say when autumn comes?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?