Why is summer always sad?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?