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What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do cats wear to work?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

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