What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?