Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What animals make the best baseball players?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
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