What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What vegetables do librarians like?