What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did spring break up with winter?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why do math teachers love March?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?