Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
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