Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why are stones so good at music?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?