What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why was the cat so small?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

How does dinner smell?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?