What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why are puppies so flexible?

How did the tree get lost?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?