Why are books always so angry?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What words make the best athletes?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What game do mice love to play?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you call a dog in space?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?