What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
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How do you add one to ten to get nine?
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Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
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