What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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