Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Where does laundry go to college?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?