Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How is cat food sold?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?