Why did the barber win the race?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What sport requires no movement at all?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why did the fish blush?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?