What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?