Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Which insect is the smartest?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What table can you never sit at?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?