What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?