Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What is the emptiest holiday?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What do you call a pig thief?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?