Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

When does a horse talk?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What's a cat's favorite color?

How do bears keep cool?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?