What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?