What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do you call the dog magician?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

How do bees get to school?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

How long do chickens work?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?