Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
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