Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
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