Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What's a goose's favorite book?
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Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the stair machines call each other?
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