Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
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What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
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