Why are baseball games at night?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?