Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?