Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call a dog in space?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?