What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?