What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
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What do you call an old snowman?
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Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
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