What's a tornado's favorite game?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Can February March?

What kind of books do boats write?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?