Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How did the tree get lost?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?