What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
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