Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?