How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Who invented fractions?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What is the smallest lion?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Which condiment adds the most kick?