What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?