My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?