Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What kind of books do boats write?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?