What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?