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How was the wedding?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?