What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why do vampires always look sick?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the confused bee say?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What did the stair machines call each other?

How do fall and winter say hello?