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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Can February March?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How long will dinner be?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
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