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What country has the most fish?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
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