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What might you call waking up in the morning?
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What might you call waking up in the morning?

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If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
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Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
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