Why did the tree need to take a nap?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What dog wears contact lenses?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?