Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

How do hurricanes see?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do cows say when you milk them?