What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?