Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What's the loudest sport?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Are baby skunks cute?