Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?