Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What school subject really rocks?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Which computer won the talent show?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's the richest basketball team?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why did the coach go to the bank?