What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

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Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the frog have a long face?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?