Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Where do polar bears vote?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?