Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

How do billboards talk?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?