How do you cut the ocean in two?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Which family member has tusks?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do little fish love to play with?