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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

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What style of music weighs the most?

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What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

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What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?