Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Which cats love to be petted?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?