What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was the dog overweight?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What type of animal does well in the cold?