Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a table you can eat?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?