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Where do religious school children practice sports?

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Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

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Who invented fractions?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

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When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?