What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call hiking college students?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?