What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What kind of bird can write?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?