What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What kind of computers do horses use?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Which subject has two parts?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the whale cross the road?