What is the biggest ant in the world?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.