Why did the turkey cross the road?

What's the most determined bird?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?