What do you call a happy Lassie?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?