Why is a computer so smart?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

How does dinner smell?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?