Why did the student always get straight A's?

Where do stars go to college?

Where do surfers go to school?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What are baby potatoes called?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?