Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?