Why did the student always get straight A's?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Where do colds go on vacation?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do you call two birds in love?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?