Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

How does the sun listen to music?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?