What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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