What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What game do bats excel at?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
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