What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do cats go on vacation?
When do mice play every day?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
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