What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why do all the planets get along?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How was the wedding?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
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