What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where was Noah born?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
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