What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why was the horse so happy?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did summer say to spring?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?