Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?