Why are stones so good at music?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you give a sick pig?