What makes pirates such good singers?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the confused bee say?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?