What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What game do bats excel at?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
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