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How is life like toilet paper?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

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Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?