How are mountains able to see?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What's the politest month?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

How can you farm during the winter?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Where do cows go on vacation?