Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Where does breakfast live?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?