Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What's a henway?