Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?