Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?