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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

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Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

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Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

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