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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

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Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why are cars magic?

A book just fell on my head.