What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?