What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What's black and white and red all over?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the foal cough?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?