I like telling Dad jokes.

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why was the cow afraid?