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What did you learn in school today, son?

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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

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What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Which animal should never work for the government?

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What did the shower say to the toilet?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

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