Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why was the mime upset?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which musician loves to make chili?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?