Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

How do billboards talk?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?