Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did March say to the madness?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?