What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What does a panda ghost say?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call a household of counselors?