What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
What are you studying in math?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
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