How does a cow do math?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?