How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?