What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

How do automobiles fly?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

How do you make a cow float?

What's red and smells like blue paint?