What car can't keep a secret?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why was the spider so smart?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Where do chips wear socks?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What day do hands always go to church?