A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Where does food go to take a nap?