What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How does a barber get to work?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
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