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What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

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What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What animal knows kung fu?

Where do books sleep?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

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What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?