What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?