What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you say if you meet a toad?