What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What kind of bird can write?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
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