What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?