Why was the math book sad in winter?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why are maps such great therapists?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why are fish such good architects?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What is blue and not heavy?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?