Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What horn never makes a sound?