What did autumn say to summer?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do cats wear to work?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Where do horses reside?