What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why are all priests fit?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?