Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why was the bee sad?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Which is the worst season?