What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why was the math book sad?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why do crabs never give to charity?