What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?