What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?