What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What time of day was Adam created?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?