What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?